NHL refs to go under the knife

The NHL has announced that all the officiating staff from the recent playoffs will now be going in for badly needed surgeries. Experts are being brought in to extract whistles from various body cavities. Laser eye surgery will also be explored.

New TNED (Torsten'sNew English Dictionary) definition: fazool

Fazool: To utterly dominate; to crush.(e.g. Who knew Boston would fazool Vancouver like that?)

New TNED (Torsten's New English Dictionary) new definition: stupidify

Stopidify: To render or make stupid.

Finger biting quiz

Since it has now been overwhelmingly concluded that biting down on a dirty, sweaty, gloved finger is wrong. This quiz will address the proper etiquette..
Appropriate responses to having fingers forced into one's mouth.

A: aaah!

 

B: mmm, chocolate?

 

C: Could I have some more please?

 

D: Nothing; it's impolite to speak with your mouth full.

 

E: None of the above.

Nickleback quiz (FYI: henceforth all references to the aforementioned "band" will be named, Picklesack.)

Which of the following images best represent Picklesack?
 A:

B:

 

C:

D:

  

E: All of the above

and, as a reward for enduring anything picklesack related: Nickelback gets rocks thrown at them in Portugal
the rumour is that they were similarly greeted in Spain but with tomatoes. Hurray for the Iberians!

New TNED (Torsten's New English Dictionary) new definition: meeble

Meeble: Pathetically weak and ineffectual

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New TNED (Torsten's New English Dictionary) new definition: kaputshnik-verny

Kaputshnik-verny: Up shit creek without a paddle.

New TNED (Torsten'sNew English Dictionary)

Janus: Some asshole with a joint.

Don Cherry quiz

Which of the following images most represents Don Cherry?

A:  

B:

C:  

D: 

E: All of the above

TNED (Torsten's New English Dictionary) new definition: jooby

Jooby: a "pinner" that is rolled because of cheapness rather than low resources.

New TNED (Torsten's New English Dictionary) new definition: cringant

Cringant: cringe inducing or worthy

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I love basmatti but I stay away from ma"s batti,

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punerz: a pathetically small amount.

 

New TNED (Torsten's New English Dictonary) definition: Peer Pressure

Peer Pressure: what you feel after drinking 6 beers with no bathroom around.

Religion:

At best, a waste of time.

 Wayne & Garth "praying" to the "God" Alice Cooper

At worst, a waste of life.

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The Jonestown Massacre

TNED (Torsten's New English Dictionary): "Poozles"

TNED definition, noun:
Poozles: bed crumbs (believed to be the larval stage of dust bunnies.)

Torsten's New English Dictionary: "Dessertify"

TNED definition of "Dessertify," verb:


1) To fling the pudding.

2) To "pie" someone