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Sunday, 29 May 2011
Don Cherry quiz
Which of the following images most represents Don Cherry?
A:
B:
C:
D:
E: All of the above
Saturday, 28 May 2011
TNED (Torsten's New English Dictionary) new definition: jooby
Jooby:
a "pinner" that is rolled because of cheapness rather than low resources.
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
New TNED (Torsten's New English Dictionary) new definition: cringant
Cringant:
cringe inducing or worthy
.
Friday, 20 May 2011
I love basmatti but I stay away from ma"s batti,
Thursday, 19 May 2011
tned
punerz
: a pathetically small amount.
Tuesday, 17 May 2011
New TNED (Torsten's New English Dictonary) definition: Peer Pressure
Peer Pressure
: what you feel after drinking 6 beers with no bathroom around.
Monday, 16 May 2011
Religion:
At
best, a waste of time.
Wayne & Garth "praying" to the "God" Alice Cooper
At worst, a waste of life.
T
The Jonestown Massacre
TNED (Torsten's New English Dictionary): "Poozles"
TNED definition, noun:
Poozles
: bed crumbs (believed to be the larval stage of dust bunnies.)
Torsten's New English Dictionary: "Dessertify"
TNED definition of "Dessertify," verb:
1) To
fling the pudding
.
2) To "pie" someone
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